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You know you are getting old when....

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinky the Clown, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    You know you are getting old when.....

    the toys you once played with are now in a musuem.

    you find yourself talking about how much things use to cost

    your back goes out but you stay home...

    keep them rolling....I want to put together a top ten list for the 50th Birthday party on Sat.
     
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  2. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    All you want for Christmas is a hip replacement!
     
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  3. JOZO

    JOZO New Member

    I got nothing I'm to young for this thread
     
  4. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    You know your old when EVERYONE calls you sir.....
     
  5. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    JOZO, You've got YOUTH. If you feel left out of this tread I'm more than willing to trade my winkles and gray hair..... If we really could trade I would through in a blank check.
    Youth is priceless...ENJOY IT .
     
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  6. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    Okay, these aren't mine. I just found them on the Internet.

    You know you're getting old when...

    it takes two tries to get up from the couch.

    you and your teeth don't sleep together.

    you try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

    your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

    getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

    you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
     
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  7. Legs the Clown

    Legs the Clown New Member

    When the forman says dont be late in the morning...
     
  8. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    When the cop giving you a ticket is YOUNGER than your children
     
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  9. msraven

    msraven New Member

    You know you're getting old when a child ask you "who is Micheal Jackson"
    You use google to translate a text
    you ask someone "where are the rest of your clothes"
    You find yourself telling a teenager her skirt is to short
    You quote things your parents use to tell you
    you wake up before the alarm goes off
    you want to go to bend before 9pm
    you know you're getting old when you say " I love cheese,but it doesn't love me back"
    Hair cuts don't take as long as they use to
    when more than one pill bottle has your name on it
     
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  10. Legs the Clown

    Legs the Clown New Member

    Hi Msraven,I do like the warning sticker, Also the gags, apart from the last, its the only one that does,nt apply to me.
     
  11. When music you listened to growing up is now considered "classic rock".
     
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  12. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Ya know your getting old when you remember the previous names of newer Businesses: Chucky Cheeses = Show Biz Pizza, Hollister = Ambercrombie and finch, and Hot Topic = Zumies
     
  13. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    You know your getting old when you see fashion trends repeating remember the tan banana republic look with the slip on cohaan shoes from 91-93
     
  14. Barnie Bonkers

    Barnie Bonkers Well-Known Member

    You know you're old when you can remember having a 64K computer (Apple IIE )... and thought that was fast....


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  15. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    You know your getting old if you still think the N64 was the best system ever.
     
  16. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    You know your getting old if you still think holding on to your Disney VHS tapes is going to make you rich one day.
     
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2014
  17. Indecisive

    Indecisive Active Member

    You thought Beanie Babies were an "investment".
     

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