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Why men are seldom depressed

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Gladman, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Men Are Just Happier People --
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack..
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay..
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000.. Tux rental-$100..
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you,
    He or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

    (not necessarily taking sides, but I AM backing out slowly.) :pie:
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  2. Barnie Bonkers

    Barnie Bonkers Well-Known Member

    You forgot…. Our toys are a lot more fun and much more dangerous.
  3. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Yes but we get mother in laws.
  4. Snoetje

    Snoetje Well-Known Member

    Now I'm jealous! :p

    But... you guys get bald! :p
  5. Barnie Bonkers

    Barnie Bonkers Well-Known Member

    But the abundant growth of our eyebrows, nose and ear hairs make up for that.
  6. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    Hey, we are all given a certain amount of hormones in life, and if other guys want to use all theirs growing hair, well,... I've got things to do with my wife.
  7. Barnie Bonkers

    Barnie Bonkers Well-Known Member

    Isn't that along the line of…..

    And we got kickstands !
  8. Yin Yang

    Yin Yang Active Member

  9. Milky Manna

    Milky Manna New Member

    Mmmm men in wigs are lady killers.
  10. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    We don't really loose our hair it just migrates to our back.

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