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What is the blondest thing you have ever done?

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinky the Clown, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Nettie Bell, That just makes you like the rest of us who have done that same thing,
    It is just a place to sit things until getting into our cars, but some have actually put
    their baby up there and drove away with them on top of the car.
    Being blonde is one thing, but being careful is for any color hair,,,,and I guess being careless is also.
    I put a bag of all my perscriptions I had just picked up from the pharmacy,,,,,lost all of it
    went back over my tracks and found nothing,,,,,,,,,bad one. I should say, a brunette blonde one.
     
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  2. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    I think I just pulled a blonde thing on another thread,,,,"Dolls",
    POOKIEEEEEEEE,,,,,
     
  3. Pickles

    Pickles Czarina / Administrator

    I did the same thing with a tube of yeast infection ointment. Eeeeew. Luckily, I caught my error before I brushed.
     
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  4. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Well, that's one way to eliminate gingivitus.
     
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  5. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    I thought "eliminating ginigvitus", was getting rid of ,,,St. Vitus Dance?

    What is the other way, by the way?
     
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  6. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Maybe the blondest thing I have done is, voice my opinion on the question thread.
    Sorry,,
    Remember that I am a brunette who does blondish things.
     
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  7. JOZO

    JOZO New Member

    being blond!
     
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  8. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    It's official. Blondeness has struck me again. This past weekend, I went over to my friends house to check up on their dogs. I left my keys, cell phone, money, bankcards and coat inside. I went out to check on the dogs and hadn't fed them yet. They were outside and I didn't want to let them in. When I tried to open the door I discovered I locked everything inside....didn't even have a coat. There was no way back in the house. I got a ride from a neighbor I never met. The neighbors fed the dogs their cat food. Had no car, cell phone, bank cards for most the weekend and had to get rides and bum for phone calls. My life would be so much better if I only clowned while in clown.
     
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  9. JOZO

    JOZO New Member

    and where do the pickles get left
     
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  10. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    So Pinky ya did it again,,,,,,,try dying your hair,,,oops, ya did that. Okay, try tying a
    string around your finger, that's what i do. Only thing is, I forget what the string is there
    for. Soooo, I put a post it on the fridge, on the front door, (on the inside) and that helps.
    And anutter ting,,,,I left my keys in the front door for two days and nights, (on the outside).

    I might try dying my hair,,,,again, maybe to green this time.
     
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  11. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    At least being a real blonde could possibly give me some good clowning material!!!!
     
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  12. Danny Lions

    Danny Lions New Member

    hmm...have to say that was joint effort between me and my sister...
    we were digging through the fridge one night and pulled out this massive orange; oh my god! this is like, the biggest orange ever!; cut it open; it's pink inside @_@....it's the biggest pinkest orange ever!; take bite; ugh! this giant pink orange is disgusting! there must be something wrong with it...; later that night after our mom got home from work; where's my grapefruit? --us-- uh...grapefruit?..... moment of sheer stupidity between two people who had never see a grapefruit... there was also an embarrassing moment just recently where I sneezed in my hot cocoa... I'd rather not talk about that one...
     
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  13. I have another one ... how about showing up for a 3 hour face painting gig without my face paints and brushes? Luckily, I had a small set of face paints and some brushes that were new still in the wrappers.
     
  14. Actually, that wasn't really me ... it was Blondie, and things like that are expected out of her.:???:
     
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  15. Jitterbug

    Jitterbug New Member

    Okay, I was at my sons' high school choir contest, and was one of the last to leave because I was volunteering. I walked out to the parking lot, and a big semi truck was parked in front of my car...so I went over and pushed the unlock thingie on the keychain, but my car wouldn't unlock...I tried again, still nothing. I put my key in the doorlock, and it wouldn't turn!!! I was getting SO angry! Then I looked inside, and saw that duh, it wasn't my car...but there it was not 10 feet to my left...unlocked and waiting for me to get in. duh.
     
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  16. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    You did better than me,,,I once locked myself out and called a lock smith to unlock
    someone else's:oops: car thinking it was mine. $45.oo for nutten honey!
     
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  17. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    I have done a couple more blonde things since my last post but decided to no longer share my embarassment and join Blondes Annoymous!
     
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  18. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    I am going gray so i bleached by mostly brown hair to go blond and cover up the gray.

    Sadly my brown hair tuned traffic cone colored orange. Thus I had to dye all my hair brown to cover it up.

    So that is letterally the blondest thing I have ever done
     
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  19. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member



    That is REALLY BLONDE,,,,,cracked me up Zeeppo, wish I was there
    to see that. I was a cosmetician and that happened a lot to people,
    but not usually a guy. I'll get some mileage out of that one.:p:D:pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::applause:
     
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  20. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    I am told that it was very scry. My wife could not look at me. And she refused to be seen with me in public ill i dyed it brown. In fact she went out and fgot the dye so that i would not be seen in public.
     
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