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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He was framed.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Read the book, and then, "throw the book at'em."
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When bookworms take over the world we'll have Global Wormng.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If frogs take over the world, we would have global worting.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    There is always a heated debate when someone mentions Global Warming.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Not sure a refrigerator freezer makes a good home warming gift.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Solid wood book beverage coasters make cool house warming gifts with, "book pun inscriptions" such as, "Gone With The Wine" or "Tequila Mockingbird"...
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2018
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Those are pour gift ideas.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I don't want to be a lawyer because I don't think I could pass the bar (without going in)
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "If it takes three years to get there, it better be one hell of a bar."
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I was asked to leave the Bar Association party, they said I was "un-bar-able."
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I lost so many suits I was suitless.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I should in vest in suits.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can I wear a suit of armor at a formal event?
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A good can is hard to find.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You could go as Coca Cola can and keep everyone in "ahhh's"
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2018
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My pop can have soda.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    What is the tab for the can of soda?
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Dollar a pop!
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He's lucky, my Doc won't me have anything soda-pressing.
     

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