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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your problem is that you buy too many books. You need more shelf control.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I want to learn magic, but the best magic books have disappeared.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I want to book an author.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I choose this cookbook because it was on the best smeller list.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Got a rise out of that one Doc!
     
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  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Author Godfrey.
     
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  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I thought I smelled smelt, I'll make a dipping sauce.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Whats the tallest building in town? The library cause it has the most stories."
     
  9. If you have any novel ideas about where to sell used books, page me
     
  10. You'll know whether it's a good magic book or not, based on how the conjurer spells
     
  11. I heard the beginning picture-book illustrator is hoping to draw an agent
     
  12. I'll have to take your word for it, because I have a few dollars to buy it--but not enough scents
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Some books have four words.
     
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  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I know this is the write book because all of the pages are blank.
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Telepathics don't mind reading books.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Y'all have shelf esteem.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can't tell'em anything they already know.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can I learn about boxing by hitting the books?
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The best gardening books are written by bookworms.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Book Case had a picture of a judge on the cover.
     

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