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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We are hit'n on everyone to show up and offering broken drums as prizes, they are unbeatable.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Thanks Doc, its been a "whopping" success.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Inventing a vacuum that sucks was a success.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa never used his vacuum so he sold it because it just sat around and collected dust.
     
  5. I cleaned up my dance moves by practicing with a mop. But a roomba doesn't rhumba. It just sucks.
     
  6. I think it's fair to say that hoo-ver buys a used vacuum cleaner is going to pick up some pennies... Unless it doesn't work, and then they got hosed !
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    People like a clean yard. When we started selling leaf blowers, we were raking in the cash.
     
  8. Who doesn't dig gardening..?
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The baker would be happy if he had a flour garden.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Maybe Digger Odell, he plants gardeners.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Which came first the flour or the flower?
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Aloe ha............
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Buy your flour now for Valentine's Day.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We are going to Hawaii so I've put them on lei away.
     
  15. I heard the florist quit her job after interest in her book about flower arranging rose
     
  16. I heard the writer decided to hire some photographers after being told his book about farms didn't show a plot
     
  17. You batter check the recipe again and make sure we're not leaven any steps out
     
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  18. That one was lily funny and to the point
     
  19. My sweetie and I talc'd it over and she told me I better do what it takes to save the date
     
  20. Isle wait to sea what happens because I lava good Hawaii story
     

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