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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I have a cozener two that might.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "I always get sick when my cousin Enza flies in to visit. Last week in (flew) Enza, and wouldn't you know."
     
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  3. Did you hear the one about the thief who was still stuck in the chimney when they started to knock the house down ? He came down with the flue..
     
  4. That guy has no sole
     
  5. These guys keep clogging up the court system because the DA tends to flip-flop on convictions
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but Dance Fever wasn't a show about people with the flu.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I am plumb tired of dealing with clogs
     
  8. That's ok I think I was shuffling and swaying because of the cough syrup
     
  9. Yeah, my pipe dream about installing a new sink may drain my funds
     
  10. My samba has the shakes !
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    How many line dancers did it take to teach grandpa to dance? Five, six. seven, eight!
     
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  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Line dancing at its best is, Saturday night on the road sobriety tests.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa can't dance unless ha has a beer in each hand to keep his balance, grandma says, "Oh yes, he's lager than life!"

    "Bar none!"
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I thought line dancing happened when I caught a fish.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If you spend too much time dancing you know the agony of da feet.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
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  17. The fact that you added some hops to your dance is definitely a new twist
     
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  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If you won't help drum up customers for the dance lessons, just beat it.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I just love that rhumba beat, its like waving bye-bye, without using your hands.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Yo dawg, I be snare-'n at ya Dude, we got your beat man, 1234 hit the floor and beat it.
     

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