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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Give them 2.54 cm and they will take 1.609 km
     
  2. If you can't tell by de picture which one's de mother's mother and which one's de mother's father -- deci gram, and deci gramps !
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Ounce upon a time, in a galaxy far, far a weigh, the scales of justice were tipped.
     
  4. Unfortunately, although you'll be traveling through the gravity-free vacuum of space, the duration of your trip to another galaxy will not be waitless
     
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  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I always thought that living in a vacuum would be cleaner.
     
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  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When looking for life on other planets, start with Pluto, you are sure to find fleas.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Might have to scratch that search, the ath-flea-ist's can't prove there really is a dog.
     
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  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Me too! What a couple of dust bags.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I might be trip'n Doc, but I'm tripping to Kansas City with or without a vacuum.
     
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  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    By scale-a-wags and a court of gin.
     
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  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We decided to get membership to the tennis court a on trial basis.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Swinging a racket at a tennis court could net you a whopping income.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I just love-love tennis.
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They had quite a racket selling counterfeit tennis shoes.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Loafers no strings attached.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Fake shoes, just too cool dude, no low ballers puh-lease.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Only a heel would sell fake shoes.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Give the guy selling fake shoes the boot.
     

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