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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sharing glue helps you bond with your friends.
     
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  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sometimes when you get stuck they just keep stick'n it to ya.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Its another rainy, glue-me day of cutting out paper dolls.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Do'em and glue'em... Rolling Stoned... (Doom and Gloom)
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Its his cousin Crazy Glue who pasted crime to a standstill,
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    But does Beau know...
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We copy dat... Machine learns sniff'n glue doesn't keep things together.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Government bonds? Watch out for bonds that "Go Trump in the night"
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Not when its stuck on you!
     
  10. Maybe you can be the actor who keeps getting hired to hang from a hardhat in krazy glue commercials--if you stick to it
     
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  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was billed as "The last thing that let him down"
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Advertising: Yes sir, no sir, ulcer.
     
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  13. I don't have the guts !
     
  14. I'm surprised someone fell for that old ruse
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I was no longer standing when I fell asleep.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The people with the yard stick with a tape measure.
     
  17. Thankfully the sleepy backhoe operator had some coffee before he started to doze
     
  18. Since I forgot my glasses and don't know the metric system, I hope they sent a meter reader
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    In the metric system, you could never had an inchworm on your foot.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Right, it would be a two and a half centimeter worm.
     

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