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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can we go for a pizza and a pitcher of beer while we are discussing marketing strategies.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The pizza marketing strategy must deliver.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hope its liver AND onions!
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    To make the strategy work everybody needs a pizza da action.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Toss a few more ideas for marketing the pizza.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The best pizza marketing ideas come when you think outside the box.
     
  7. Some pizza delivery guys move up in the industry cuz they want a bigger slice of the pie
     
  8. So far, it's the guy who came up with the idea to put pepperoni on pizza who's topping the industry. He beat out the previous head cheese.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You need a lot of pizazz to market pizza!
     
  10. To market pizza it sounds like you have to start with a lot of dough
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Leave no stone unturned when looking for the best surface to cook a pizza.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I would like help with the pizza toppings, I would be pleased to meat you in the kitchen.
     
  13. I admit I pigged out -- but I never sausage a great looking pizza !
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pigs are always ham'n it up.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When I learned we had to feed hundreds at the pig roast I thought what a swine mess we are in.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa invited Miss Piggy to the roast, but she said she isn't hamming anything to do with it.
     
  20. You shouldn't fight Mrs. Piggy on this one, she might karate you with a pork chop
     

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