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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Snap buttons for snap shots.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You can learn to whistle in a snap.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa can wet his whistle in a snap. "Mister bartender, one more round and a six pack to go please._"
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The room went silent after we demonstrated the dog whistle.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The same thing happened at work when I demoed my wolf whistle.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I like to whistle while I work, but it didn't play well when I had a job as a referee.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I don't know why people wrinkle their nose at the idea of an iron that whistles when it is hot enough.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I heard Iron Man is in to Heavy Metal.
     
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  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Avengers were happy to welcome Iron Man into the fold.

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  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I am a little rusty when it comes to superheros, but I will never forget Iron Man.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Iron man is hard core but his iron is steeling the show.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Iron mans nickname is Rusty.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Iron Man could use a little more carbon in his diet.
     
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  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Carbonated drinks or something with an anti-oxidant.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Maybe he could steel something from Superman.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  17. Iron Man probably thinks his enemies' greatest weakness is an iron deficiency
     
  18. A supervillain with an iron deficiency should probably join leagues with the Vita Men
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Iron Man's favorite browser is Chrome.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Iron Man hopes his new album goes Platinum.
     

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