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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Arbors) would be shocked to learn that people are wearing fir coats.
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I had to sugar coat things so the gingerbread man could go outside.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When using cool colors to paint a room, put on an extra coat.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When you start the arbortration, may the forest be with you.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hard to see the forest for the tree's but we have to let the chips fall where they may.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You can't let things fall where they May in January.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The forest has been on the Internet since it learned how to log on.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    July'n man, things gonna March right on through to December.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The net is logged down and is due fo'a'rest.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I use the 'net to help me find the best fishing holes.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We need a Wi-Fi hook up to net a few flying fish.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They added a new wing to the aquarium to house an exhibit on flying fish.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    For reel...........
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Adding up to 16... "When a man marries, he gets 16 wives- four richer, four poorer, four better, four worse."
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What's this adding up to? CDC wants to prepare us for Nuclear War...
    Some of us learned survival techniques in Grade School.
    "Sit down beneath our desk, with head between our legs, and kiss our tush good-bye."
    How long can the Presidents Reign of Errors last?
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Our Prez' and their Prez are just having scholarly debate's- Feud's for thought.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If Trump and Jung want to get bombed they should have a couple of cocktails.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What are they gonna do with those "buttons" pull a fast one?
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Why do you use a button to snap photos?
     

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