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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The electrical engineer doesn't like to get shocked because it hertz.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Have you heard you can Ro, ro, ro your bot orally down the stream?
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Engineer's can be shockingly hertzful in their own light.
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I know of a coal mining engineer that was at his best when he worked under pressure, he shined like a diamond.
     
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  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We need to work harder at the mine, the boats are counting on use to find the oars.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Believe it oar not... There's lodes of oars, and they are all mine.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Ever since my girlfriend discovered mining, our relationship has been very rocky.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I avoid dating geologists because they have their faults.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    All this rock stuff is making me feel a little stoned.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't stop digging for gold until you reach rock bottom.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I don't need a mine, I am going to harvest gold leaf from the trees.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I am going to find a sugar mama with a heart of gold and love her til my blue moon turns to gold again.
     
  13. If you get rich harvesting money from trees, I think you'll be quite poplar
     
  14. If you find a sugar mama, that's pretty sweet -- but if her heart is gold that's even more reason to digger
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sugar and I didn't just bond, we glucose.
     
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  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I think he'd look cute in a fir coat.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Did I hare correctly, you have a rabbit fur coat?
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Rabbit pun-ch'em and tie his long ears together so he can't hare nothing!
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?

    Bugs Bunny!
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't mean to needle but I've been pining for a fir coat.
     

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