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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Cept maybe a cooler full of beer and fried chicken.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I eely think we should start a conger line so we can dance while we flounder around.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Set up the pins, it is time to watch the fish bowl.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Very finny...
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2017
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The fish will bowl over the dolpins...
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your turn to throw, I want to catch some fish.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When the knights took up scuba diving, they needed to find some swordfish.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    So, that's where the Armour corny beef comes from.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I think we got it! Now we're chum'n ole chum!
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We sworda figured they wanted to cut up a bit.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The knights stayed sharp with their skills between battles by doing some fencing.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When it came to earning money by fencing, they learned there was no barrier they couldn't overcome.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knight by knight the knights marched into a great barrier reef until alas, the sea was full of dark knights.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Touche and nighty knight.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Heidi
    Heidi who?
    Who Heidi the nighty in my Knight's armoire?
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hint:

    Mandy said, "It was a knight to remember."
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knights are hard men to forget.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    How did Mandy man-age to get herself "banished" from Hong Kong, and exiled to England for two years?
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    How about things that go bump in the knight?
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    See y'all later... Going out for the knight.
     

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