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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I hear ya bro but... gliding isn't one of my hang ups.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I pulled some strings and arranged for you to take paraglider lessons.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't be afraid of flying, flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When hang gliding from the side of a mountain, you take a leap of faith that the equipment works.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hang gliding is a spectator sport that I would enjoy watching "The Rocket Man" participate in.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    One isn't enough, do I need need a pair of'em?
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It would be peachy if you didn't use a pear.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bart let'em out, the pear disappeared.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It appears to have been pear pressure.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Pear pressure your friends to bring an apple pie instead of fruitcake to the holiday party.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I would wear mismatched socks, but the pair pressure is too strong.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I would go fishing on the beach, but the pier pressure convinced me otherwise.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Dynamite fishing is a blast.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I can't go fly fishing because I can't fly.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I want to start fish farming, but I don't know where to get the seeds.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Roe, roe, roe your boat.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You need to be a little bit knotty.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2017
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I caught several cubes while ice fishing.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Nothing is cooler than ice fishing.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I caught a chill but then it chilled out.
     

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