Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.
Dragon punning can drag-on.
Dragons sleep in the day so they can fight all knights.
The knight that suggested King Arthur have a round table was named Sir Cumference.
Its a shame the way they keep Nessy loched up all the time.
King Arthur's seeded hamburger buns make him the seediest King ever.
Sir Cumference was also the fattest knight with a big, round belly. They say he really liked pi.
It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:
~ Sir Face - the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight
~ Sir Pass - Arthur's best knight of all
~ Sir Port - A great help to all the other knights
~ Sir Culation - A knight who got around a bit - popular at parties
~ Sir Prise - the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected
~ Sir Vey - a watchful knight
~ Sir Monise - a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort
~ Sir Cuitous - a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way
~ Sir Pose - a knight who stands by wild predictions
~ Sir Cumflex - a knight with a strange accent
~ Sir Cumvent - the evasive knight
~ Sir Reen - a calm and cheerful knight
~ Sir Spicious - a paranoid knight
~ Sir Real - a vague and insubstantial knight
~ Sir Cumstances - a knight whose fault it never was
Then there were the non identical twins - Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice - the longest and shortest knights.
We always believed the king was inbred.
All sir-named, Sir Really.
They were all throne out of the knight club for being drunk and disorderly and falling on their crowns.
King Arthur had arthuritis, and when jousting always appeared malajousted.
What was he thin-king?
The king wanted to live on a cloud so he could be the raining monarch.
Old King Coal's days were numbered when people started to switch to gas.
It is dark inside a suit of armor so you might want a knight light.
If I was getting canned I think I would prefer Armour Beef Stew.
If he falls he'll see day lights.
Put another log on the fire, woodn't that be fuelish?
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