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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Dragon punning can drag-on.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dragons sleep in the day so they can fight all knights.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The knight that suggested King Arthur have a round table was named Sir Cumference.
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Its a shame the way they keep Nessy loched up all the time.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    King Arthur's seeded hamburger buns make him the seediest King ever.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sir Cumference was also the fattest knight with a big, round belly. They say he really liked pi.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    From https://www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/king-arthurs-unknown-knights

    It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:

    ~ Sir Face - the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight

    ~ Sir Pass - Arthur's best knight of all

    ~ Sir Port - A great help to all the other knights

    ~ Sir Culation - A knight who got around a bit - popular at parties

    ~ Sir Prise - the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected

    ~ Sir Vey - a watchful knight

    ~ Sir Monise - a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort

    ~ Sir Cuitous - a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way

    ~ Sir Pose - a knight who stands by wild predictions

    ~ Sir Cumflex - a knight with a strange accent

    ~ Sir Cumvent - the evasive knight

    ~ Sir Reen - a calm and cheerful knight

    ~ Sir Spicious - a paranoid knight

    ~ Sir Real - a vague and insubstantial knight

    ~ Sir Cumstances - a knight whose fault it never was

    Then there were the non identical twins - Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice - the longest and shortest knights.
     
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  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We always believed the king was inbred.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    All sir-named, Sir Really.
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They were all throne out of the knight club for being drunk and disorderly and falling on their crowns.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    King Arthur had arthuritis, and when jousting always appeared malajousted.
     
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  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What was he thin-king?
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The king wanted to live on a cloud so he could be the raining monarch.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Old King Coal's days were numbered when people started to switch to gas.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It is dark inside a suit of armor so you might want a knight light.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If I was getting canned I think I would prefer Armour Beef Stew.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If he falls he'll see day lights.
     
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2017
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Put another log on the fire, woodn't that be fuelish?
     

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