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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Weighty ain't it!
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dieting takes too long, there really needs to be a wait limit.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Doctor's should offer snacks in their weighting rooms.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Service is much faster in outer space, that is why they say it is waitless.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I didn't lose weight when I hit the gym, it was an accident, and I drove away hoping nobody saw what happened.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Better wait than never.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sorta hit and miss.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Service with a smile is worth waitressing for.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Snacks can give you a lift.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'm spacing out over how to equip my time machine.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I
    Omg. I'll need more space!
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Shed those pounds by tipping the scales.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Die-ting" doesn't take long at all if you do it " a la Slobodan Praljak's method."
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I decided to dye-it, so I need some food coloring.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dragons can fly because dragon scales don't weigh anything.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They might call it a space ship, but they are so tiny.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Beats me where all that beet colored dye comes from.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They are large enough for a space bar.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They are fangtastic, but I always thought they were flying because they were on fire.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "What do you get when a dragon sneezes?"

    "Out of the way!"
     

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