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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    These nut puns are cracking me up.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    How do you make a nut laugh?

    Crack it up.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Knock knock"

    Who's there.

    Walnut.

    Walnut who?

    "Walnut too strong, be careful it might fall down."
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "knock knock"

    "Who's there?

    Uh, Walnut.

    Uh, Walnut who.

    Uh, sorry, I was using your door-knocker to crack walnuts."
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'm going nuts with my new diet and having a shell of a good time.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When deciding on a diet plan, you need to weigh your options.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    That one gets the no-bell prize.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sorry, that is it, I got nut thing.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Here's the scoop... Grandma sez add sugar to taste.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sorry, thats nut nut-able, whatever that means.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Think I'll make us a few pun-it better sandwiches.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I thought you wanted some pie nut batter.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    This new batter for fortune cookies is very rich.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Ain't nut'n batter then a spoonful of batter from mom's mix'n bowl.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa had the misfortune of winning a French cookie chef in a lottery. Unfortunately she couldn't cook and he had to take her for batter or worse.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Fortune cookies often predicted there would be money in my future. So far its been all sour dough.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The past tense of eat is ate, the future of eat is weight.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I heard you past up the opportunity to star in Back to the Future.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Yep, I was just two tense, past and present.
     
    Last edited: Nov 29, 2017

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