Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.
These nut puns are cracking me up.
How do you make a nut laugh?
Crack it up.
"Walnut too strong, be careful it might fall down."
Uh, Walnut who.
Uh, sorry, I was using your door-knocker to crack walnuts."
I'm going nuts with my new diet and having a shell of a good time.
When deciding on a diet plan, you need to weigh your options.
That one gets the no-bell prize.
Sorry, that is it, I got nut thing.
Here's the scoop... Grandma sez add sugar to taste.
Sorry, thats nut nut-able, whatever that means.
Think I'll make us a few pun-it better sandwiches.
I thought you wanted some pie nut batter.
This new batter for fortune cookies is very rich.
Ain't nut'n batter then a spoonful of batter from mom's mix'n bowl.
Grandpa had the misfortune of winning a French cookie chef in a lottery. Unfortunately she couldn't cook and he had to take her for batter or worse.
Fortune cookies often predicted there would be money in my future. So far its been all sour dough.
The past tense of eat is ate, the future of eat is weight.
I heard you past up the opportunity to star in Back to the Future.
Yep, I was just two tense, past and present.
Separate names with a comma.