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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Leash laws have us collared.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Got to be able to cut the mustard.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We did cut the mustard, we only offer ketchup.
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What a pungent thing to do, did we cut the cheese too?
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The cheese was so sharp that it cut the prices in half.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Cutting the cheese was a sharp idea and with all those holes in the cheese it should be at least half and half.
     
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  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa, your puns are kinda Bleu...
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ... and Bleu Ain't Your Color, but you smell better...
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Well, that was just out of the blue.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "My Bleu Moon turned to Mold Again"
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    That cheese came from a bleu moon.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Could have been cheddar.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Smurfs must be tired, they all look blue in the face.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Cheddar cheese can never win the bleu ribbon.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Remember, Bleu lives matter.
     
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  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bleu cheese looks grate on a caesar salad.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Smurfy's Law: If anything can turn blue it will.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    " Black's Law " matters."

    Jerry Seinfeld
     
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  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Does it matter if we discover antimatter?
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
    "Anyway the wind blows, it really doesn't matter to me... to me..."

    Third grade science student

    "Bodies in motion tend to stay on motion... Bodies at rest tend to stay in bed unless their mothers tell them to get up."
     

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