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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It was a half-baked plan to cook the books.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I checked the cookbook and couldn't find a recipe for success.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    For suck-cess use a straw.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Cooking the books requires doing it by the book.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bake us some bookies.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You have to cook the books to account for the baker's dozen.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa is a lousy cook except when it comes to cooking his own goose.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    No cooking required to make orange juice, you only need to concentrate.
     
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  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Seems they can't figure whether or not to keep o.j. in the can or out of the can.
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Too many kooks spoil the stew."
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Too many kooks spoil the coup.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Did Victor's cooking spoil your appetite?
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Spoiler alert! We are racing on the drag strip.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Victoria's secret...
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Spoilers are such downers.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Spoiled brats are the wurst.
     
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  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I never sau-sage bologna!
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Did you meat they guy that sells sausages in Bologna.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can't remember if it was Oscar Mayer or Rush Limbaugher,,, Hmmm, sounds kinda cheesy.
     
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  20. Hot dog! I need to ketchup with the jokes on this thread!
     
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