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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That's the spear-it.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We are throwing a party, so we have lots of pickle spears.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Dill-icious idea.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You promised pickles, but I think you were just gherkin my chain.
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was a knee gherkin reaction.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I knew it wasn't real gold when I saw that I was having a chain reaction.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I forgot to set the clocks back so I need more reaction time.
     
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  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Not to make light of the killing, but I couldn't help but notice that a story headline about a mass shooting at a church, during mass.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The headlines we really don't like, are the one's we see in the mirror every morning.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Matthew 5:4 "Blessed are those who mourn, because they will be comforted." ... and in the mourning, the Bible. God bless and comfort us all.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Did you see today's newspaper, our lemonade stand was in the head-limes.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I saw a headline and photo of a woman flipping-off Donald Trump and his entire motorcade, what a sublime thing to do.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    She was fired for her gesture but named a national "she-ro."
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When the courthouse started to burn down it was a real trial by fire.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We discovered some holes in the escape plans when we had a fire drill.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was when you opened the rear door your plan backfired.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We burned through a lot of money buying equipment to fight fires.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Water ya suppose to do, makes cents to me.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The manager who made the decision to burn through the money found himself in hot water.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little hot cash should help them cook the books.
     

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