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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Which makes losing your mind a " no brainer "
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When around zombie's I will try and keep my thought's to myself.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Being a zombie is a real drag.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    People never remember being attacked by zombies.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We need to find the brains behind the zombie epidemic.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It's a slow go with zombie's.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Zombie puns leave me groaning.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little dead on my feet.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Takes a lot of deadication to do zombie puns.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If one of our punster's were to win the Great Pun-off-thread while using zombie puns it may end in a DEAD tie.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Is a flat tire a dead tire or just dead tired.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hey gramp's, flat-tery will get you no where.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Here we come tread-y or not!
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't tread on us grandpa, you're running us over with recaps...
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...not to mention lousy pun-cture's and pun-ctuation and... are we having pun yet?
     
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2017
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Please spare us.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sorry, it is flat, I thought you told me to spear tire.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The army needs new weapons and is asking people to give some spear change.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They always practice throwing during their spear time.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We tried to assemble the skeleton, but found we had a few spare ribs.
     

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