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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You can't pick the winner of a race between two silk worms because it always ends in a tie.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They are a perfect match and well suited for each other.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Something that people have been wanting for centuries, a tie machine. Wear a new silk tie every day.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Now they can be fit to be tied whenever they like.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't tie me down.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, it is knot going to happen.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I need someone to show me the ropes of cooking Thai foods.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Careful, it could be the Thai that binds.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I tried to learn their language but I always became tongue Thai'd.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I did knot want bowtie pasta.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little bowtie shouldn't hurt ya.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The police were able to collar the guy who took the bowtie.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The archery club started a new trend by wearing bow ties.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Ties around my neck are preferably cu-ties
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Vampires can be a real pain in the neck.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    PETA doesn't want people to wear turtle neck sweaters.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You're killing me Harry!
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Love us don't eat us?" Bearrrrrrrrry interesting...
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Food for thought, zombies eat brains....
     

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