Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.
Finding the best yolk should be a crack up.
We had to scramble to find enough eggs for the cooking competition.
Lets scramble up a few egg puns.
We can try, but will probably come up with a big goose egg.
Someone tried to hatch a plan to kill the goose the lays the golden eggs.
Solving the case will be a tough egg to crack.
We can dress up as clowns and tell jokes until they crack up.
You would think teeth were fragile like eggs the way so many people seem to crack a smile.
To ensure proper quality, all of the chickens must pass the Eggs-amination!
You have to be careful when candling fowl eggs, they may egg-splode.
Egg puns are egg-hausting...
The hens on the farm dream of becoming famous and moving to New Yolk City.
Good egg puns are hard to egg-nore.
...That's all yolks!
Egg puns are okie yolkie with me.
What is the deal with bird seeds if they hatch from eggs?
A little bird told me a seedy stork brought him.
That is in stork contrast with reality.
Somebody somewhere fowled things up.
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