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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The honey farmer thought his kids were smart enough to earn A's but their report cards were always had Bees.
     
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  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Siri rings a lot of Belle's and at least one grandpa ding-a-ling.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Too much honey could get them in a jam.
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Does your honey get the news from the Bee Bee C?
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I think its the Daily Buzz.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The latest buzz has a lot of stinging remarks.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Bee in the hive are always on the phone, when I call, I always hear the buzzy signal.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Buzzy as little bee's.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I called Bee-yonce today and got a buzzy signal.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Bee-yonce has a thing for Sting.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Very interesss-Sting.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Queen Bee-yonce can really wing it.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Put a little honey on it Bee-yonce.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Why is Queen Bee-yonce so sweet? She uses a honey-comb.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I saw Queen Bee-yonce doing the chicken dance and she didn't miss a bee-at!
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It really bugs me when I hear the Beatles sing.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Not sure who decided to play the Chicken Dance at the Turkey Trot.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Foghorn Leghorn was egged on by the pecking order.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Foghorn Leghorn was teaching the other chickens some jokes so they could become Comedi-hens.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He's just check'n out the coop cakes.
     

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