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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Some people can't stand when people kneel.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It was a knee jerk reaction that made me hit my funny bone.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It was a knee jerk reaction to agree to foot the bill when you needed to have your car toed.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was my Bone Apeteit that got me to hit the ceiling when I got my bill from that French place Jock in the Box.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Toe-far, toe-good.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It seems like the body of the document has everything from head to toe.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hip hip hooray!
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Twerk it on out now.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Getting a lttle behind with my twerking.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Retired now, hope I never have to twerk again.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "I hope no one has a cow over this thread. I intend to milk it for all it is worth."

    Pobo the Hobo
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I keep forgetting if I already took the milk of amnesia.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You haven't lost your memory, its backed up on disc somewhere.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I can never remember the name of the duet between Natalie Cole and Nat King Cole.
     
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  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I can't think of it either, with those two singing you'd think it would be unforgettable.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    His memory is so bad he might actually forget how to use his brain.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'd have sirious trouble without Siri.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I have never heard of anyone as forthcoming as Siri yet undesiring.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The smart phone is making people dumber.
     

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