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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Jong and Trump each need a tuba toothpaste.
     
  2. I'll take note of that
     
  3. Yeah, I C major problems with saying that.
     
  4. And then to orchestrate a plan on how to better conduct themselves
     
  5. I can't believe the flute player was openly mocking the violinist's skills. He's quite the flout-ist.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A good flutist can keep that pipe lit through a 30 minute solo.
     
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  7. Well let's hope he's sharp and doesn't blow it. It's just like a flutist to get into treble.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If he's sharp, his solo might get cut.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He said it was an accidental, he didn't mean to add harmony...
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...Sorry, it only happens once in a blue tune.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sharp or flat he was playing in cut time.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    After having a balloon drop, I suggest asking the band to play some pop music.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Just a blanket statement that sheet music for lullabies are easy to read.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...very noteworthy.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Lullaby's are usually a lot of treble.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Every picture tells a story;
    Sheet music used in picture frames for wedding picture's titled, "Love Story" or "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" etc., depending on your selection of mood, treble or bass.
     
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  17. I tot I should jump in and say that's not a bass statement
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I think we are alto-gether on dat...
     
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  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    On another note: The United States may be down to, "United We Stand"
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When we can't stand it any more, we all stand together.
     

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