Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.
That, or Tiger wasn't a Tiger all along. Sounds like he was a cheetah!
This guy is really tail-ented.
He can't hide his lion eyes.
Something in the way his wife PELTED him with objects, as he tried to escape
He's kind of a knotty guy.
Then the cheetah got spotted with women, all over town
Hey, no fair hitting under the pelt.
I agree, but at this point there was no where he could HIDE
Some cats can get it and some cats cain't... just call'em Spotty.
Oh, the things we put ourselves through for a lil cat nip!
His parents knew he would grow up to be a cat burglar when he started to litter.
I thought he was quite the catnapper after his neighbor brought over a kitten and he tried to whisker away
Vets charge more for cats because they have a fee-line.
They want us to purr-cats-tinate.
I asked the old jazz musician to tell one story at a time, but he was a cat of 9 tales
He wasn't really in tune with what was going on.
Next time say... Hey, give it a rest dotard. Well, that was off-key.
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