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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. That, or Tiger wasn't a Tiger all along. Sounds like he was a cheetah!
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sounds fur-miliar.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    This guy is really tail-ented.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He can't hide his lion eyes.
     
  5. Something in the way his wife PELTED him with objects, as he tried to escape
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He's kind of a knotty guy.
     
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  7. Then the cheetah got spotted with women, all over town
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hey, no fair hitting under the pelt.
     
  9. I agree, but at this point there was no where he could HIDE
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Some cats can get it and some cats cain't... just call'em Spotty.
     
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  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
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  12. Oh, the things we put ourselves through for a lil cat nip! ;)
     
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  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    His parents knew he would grow up to be a cat burglar when he started to litter.
     
  14. I thought he was quite the catnapper after his neighbor brought over a kitten and he tried to whisker away
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Vets charge more for cats because they have a fee-line.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They want us to purr-cats-tinate.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Purry interesting.
     
  18. I asked the old jazz musician to tell one story at a time, but he was a cat of 9 tales
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He wasn't really in tune with what was going on.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Next time say... Hey, give it a rest dotard. Well, that was off-key.
     
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