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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I thought it was a par fore course.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Gotta be on the ball...
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...and on course, of course.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    With golf, being a little whacky will help you get into the swing of things.
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What a game golf is... You can spend the whole day with hookers and your wife doesn't care.
     
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  6. And you can join a club that lets you putter around
     
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  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Do you think golf would be fun for cavemen since they are good with clubs.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Might be a question best answered by cavewomen.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can you dig it? We got her permission to begin work on the man cave.
     
  10. If we can't move the boulders blocking the entrance to this cave we may be off to a rocky start
     
  11. They're the ones you want to ask when you want to know gossip. Cavewomen have all the dirt.
     
  12. Not only do they have experience getting a ball out of the woods, the caveman golfers have experience getting the ball out of saber-tooth tiger woods.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Aw that Tiger is a real swinger.
     
  14. Yep. And it was his ex-wife who wound up being really teed off.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Gossips are the spies of life.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    She is such a Swedie pie but not much of a swinger. She broke all the windows out of Tigers cadillac trying to tee him off.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Are you sure that is something Tiger Wood do?
     
  18. Broken windows can be quite a pane.
     
  19. Sounds like Tiger got caught lion
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You must be lion, because Tiger doesn't live on Mane St.
     

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