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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hurricane Irma says "Let me blow your mind!"
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The news media has a way of blowing hurricane reports out of proportions.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    No Trump or Kim Jong-Un for 24 hours...
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ..., "It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good."
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Based on the number of calls that flooded the call centers for help, Harvey rains supreme as the wettest storm of the season.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Watch out when a hurricane has its eye on your home town.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I kind of got that idea when the eye of Harvey was upon Texas.
     
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  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We are lucky that hurricanes have only one eye, imaging what they could do with two.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The hurricanes were hoping for a special visitor so they could play Hail to the chief.
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The hail you say... Cool idea.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The thrill of watching a storm can sometimes cloud a person's judgement.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We never expected hail on such an ice day.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Our chief would wig out.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Always wear a hail-met.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can I borrow a bucket of ice cubes? I need to hail a taxi.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You will never make it in the taxi business if you keep driving your customers away.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I didn't realice you were such an ice guy.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sometimes even ice guys need to let off some steam.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Why don't they have ice cream at Sundae School.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The ice cream and the banana split.
     

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