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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Retirement planning is in the works..
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My wife says since I've retired, I have become her full time job.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    After getting several flats, we decided it was time to re-tire the car.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You can get a flat out, flat rate for re-tired tires.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't pay inflated prices for a flat tire.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Better to wait for a blowout sale.
     
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  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Here we come tready or not...
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Whoops, the tire thieves were caught tread-handed.
     
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  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Did you have a roll in returning the tires
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Take turns with the steering wheel.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Tire puns can be tiring.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Flattery gets us nowhere.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wheel, wheel, wheel, whatta we got here.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    What did it say when the wheel spoke?
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was very wheel spoken.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    He's a big wheel from the city and a round-about type.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I get nervous 'round big wheels.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We should to flip to see who does the best cartwheels
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Cartwheeling can be cartoonish. (Cartastrophic.)
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2017
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hurricane Irma has Florida cartwheeling.
     

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