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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We are planning a light snack during the eclipse so it won't be too dark.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Fans of wind turbines and fossil fools.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Finally low energy snacks.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I suppose during an eclipse nude sunbathers will take the day off instead of their clothes.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    May the long awaited solar eclipse brighten your day.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, if the solar eclipse fails, Kim and Donald have a few bright ideas.
     
    Last edited: Aug 21, 2017
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Some of the people selling eclipse glasses were shady characters.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Met one of'em, calls himself, "Sunny Boy"
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    People were straining to see the eclipse, they used a colander as a pinhole camera.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I can't see anyone go blind watching the eclipse.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    This eclipse event was out of sight dude...
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'm being followed by a moon shadow, moon-shadow, moon shadow.
    ( "Moon Shaddow" An up-lifting folk song from 1971 by Cat Stevens.)
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That isn't a shadow its the Dark Knight.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I enjoyed our illuminating discussion about shadow puppets.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Just wasn't cut-out to be a shadow puppeteer.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    No strings attached with shadow puppets.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My sock puppets look like they need a hand.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We are planning a sock puppet version of Footloose.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    But, we need someone to foot the bill for the socks.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I think a sock puppet version of Footloose is a shoe win for the Oscars.
     

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