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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Michael Jackson understood the gravity of the situation when he performed the Moon Dance.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It is appropriate for the eclipse to happen on Moonday.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    This eclipse event seems a little shady.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hope its not an apocalipse!
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Without modern science to predict when an eclipse will happen, we would be left in the dark.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Beyond a shadow of a parallax view.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The eclipse has some folks shadow boxing with the sun.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The sun is taking a dim view of the moon walking in earths path.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I was talking to the sun and learned that his favorite sun spot is the beach.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I asked him about nude beaches and he said it wasn't such a bright idea as they are just too hot to handle.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I f you visit a nude beach be shore to ready for the naked truth.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Enjoy your favorite sun spot.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't we need two or more suns to have a sun set?
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If the sun is a big round ball, where does the sun block come from?
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sun goes to the beach every evening and gets tide down til morning.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was the way he was raysed.
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2017
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The sun expected star treatment for the eclipse.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You can't be sirius, I suppose he'll want a constellation prize.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Telephone service in space is using ancient technology, they use the sun dial.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Who builds a solar home without including a sun room.
     

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