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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't you think that Kevin Bacon should get a job as a grease monkey?
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Eating fried foods gives you lots of elbow grease.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, but Grease Lightning stays mainly on the road.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Greased Lightning" Is that an automotive hybrid model from Ford?
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Perform a battery of tests before buying an electric car.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Our electric car is plug and play.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What a revolting development!
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Great, no cash out of pocket, you charge everything.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'm getting a charge out of being charged for a charge.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Neutrons are lucky, they can buy anything they want and never get a charge.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It took so long to get them to drop the charges that I now need to recharge my batteries.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't miss the sun getting mooned August 21st, 2017.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It will be kind of dark during the eclipse because the sun is travelling light.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It just dawned on me that we'd be in the dark without the sun.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The man on the moon has a great view to watch the eclipse, I would join him but his place has no atmosphere.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The moon is going broke, it is down to its last quarter.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Probably just some crazy phase its going through.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The moon without mooney is spacing me out.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Some people think the moon is made of cheese, but really, we have a honey moon.
     

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