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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    This may turn out as "turtle disaster"
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    But it may turn out to be one shell of a good time.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    President Trump the "post turtle" he can't get down, and he just can't get anything done.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Poor Donald, he's such a tweety.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Mr. Putin seems a bit Put-out with Donald's recent tweets.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Turtles are so slow because they are too busy talking on their shellphone.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You get shell shock when the Ninja Turtles use their Turtle Power.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The turtles love taking shellfies
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The snapping turtle got its name because it loves taking photos.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I think he did all that just for the shell of it.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    All in all they leave me in turtle awe.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I need to get more cardboard before we adopt the box turtle.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Playing solitary gets me card-bored.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I give you credit for sending a card filled with money.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Making money isn't a problem. Trying to pass it is.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Put your money where your mouth is and accept this golden opportunity to own a McDonald's Franchise.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Golden franch fries please.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Why are they called French Fries when they are made in Greece?
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It is hard to compete in the potato industry when you are just a small fry.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A job for the Grease Corps.
     

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