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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Whale done son...
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The aquarium thinks the guests will love to celebrate Whalentines Day.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Some folks think the aquarium is a real dive.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I don't know... Willy said Wilma is acting a little crabby tonight.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Someone piked the punch.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Crabby or not she can be a real snapper.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What did Kim Jong Un snap when his father died?

    "Looks like his Korea is over."
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    President Trump should invite North Koreas Supreme Leader to do launch.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They can do launch, slam a few cruise missile cocktails and rock-it-on!
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2017
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Congratulations are in order for yet another successful missile launch for Kim Jong Un and family with the news that Mrs. Kim Jong Un is expecting.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Donkey Jong may be in the market for a few cans of rocket repellant.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Working in the fish industry, you have to pay attention to the net profits.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I couldn't find the silver lining to raising goldfish.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Careful, the swordfish look sharp.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pisces en garde.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Touche Turtle, a swashbuckling fish for you to filet gumbo for our smorgasbord table.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Something fishy about goldfish.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can't net enough.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't mean to carp but what happened to the goldfish?
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I told my goldfish to stop being koi with me.
     

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