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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little off-collar humor.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I can always find out which dog is barking by checking the collar ID.
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You should have known the dog would run away when you put on the flee collar.
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You have just scratched the surface, there are lots of other options for dealing with fleas.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They can't get the jump on an old flea-flicker.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My dog's and I went to a flea circus and my dog's stole the show.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Flea's bug me...
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...I thought they mite.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Mighty Mite! But then again he might not. (It could happen!!!)
     
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  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A flea landed on somebody's nose in Warsaw. Then it jumped to another nose. It was the longest jump in history. It went from Pole to Pole in one jump.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Need something for fleas? Get a dog.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We always see the same old stuff at the flea market.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When I went to find the source of music coming from the dog's next, I discovered a flea ring circus.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well the dog gone music is gone.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa said it must have done flea'd.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Tick another item off the to do list, the fleas are gone.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Whale whatta ya know. "Flea Willy and Moby Tick."
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The show and tell portion of my school report on whales made a big splash.
     

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