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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sure but I had you pegged as a Man for All Seasons.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I wish I were taller so I could sleep longer.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My bed never goes on a date, people keep turning it down.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I had a problem sleeping on an air mattress the hole night.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    A local restaurant serves sandwiches for breakfast, they call the place "Breakfast in Bread"
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Here I come bready or not.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Should I bring my bread roll just in case.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I can just loaf around.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...Not even sugar and spice?
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If we're not peppered with puns we're not worth our salt.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bread, Bed & Beyond.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Let'er Rip, Sir Toony Van Winkle.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Taking too much time in the bathroom? Maybe we should change your name to Rip van Tinkle.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It's about time you change the battery in the clock. With time standing still, it will never be dinner time.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I need to put an alarm clock in my shoes, my foot fell asleep again.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Urine for it!
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Trump in the morning. "Toupee or not toupee."
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I asked my dog how it was goin' and he pee'd on my pant leg, sat down, and gave me a panting smile.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    At leash you were able to collar the dog that did that to you.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

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