Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.
Sure but I had you pegged as a Man for All Seasons.
I wish I were taller so I could sleep longer.
My bed never goes on a date, people keep turning it down.
I had a problem sleeping on an air mattress the hole night.
A local restaurant serves sandwiches for breakfast, they call the place "Breakfast in Bread"
Here I come bready or not.
Should I bring my bread roll just in case.
I can just loaf around.
...Not even sugar and spice?
If we're not peppered with puns we're not worth our salt.
Bread, Bed & Beyond.
Let'er Rip, Sir Toony Van Winkle.
Taking too much time in the bathroom? Maybe we should change your name to Rip van Tinkle.
It's about time you change the battery in the clock. With time standing still, it will never be dinner time.
I need to put an alarm clock in my shoes, my foot fell asleep again.
Urine for it!
Trump in the morning. "Toupee or not toupee."
I asked my dog how it was goin' and he pee'd on my pant leg, sat down, and gave me a panting smile.
At leash you were able to collar the dog that did that to you.
Separate names with a comma.