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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The big bad wolf prefers listening to the hairy tails.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hairy tales can comb true.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Our dogs really enjoy the tail about Hairy Pawter.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Our dog's enjoy the tailgate pawty's.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pawsome pawty animals.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Are you Sirius about there being a Dog Star.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Siriusly, when it comes to star pupils, there has never been any brighter star.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What do dog stars eat, pupped rice?
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Lass-siriusly, Cozmic Crunch!
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My favorite activity is making number shaped cookies and crackers because I really enjoy being able to crunch the numbers.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    There are 10 types of mathematicians. Those who know binary and those who don't.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa knows 5 guys and 5 girls that know bi-Mary.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I just wanted a sleep number, but the phone insisted on a wrong number.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A Freudian sleep...
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sleep sliding away.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sleeping is easy, Grandpa can do it with his eyes closed.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If you are travelling by train, "look before you sleep" you may have the wrong "Pullman."
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    New TV show about people sleeping, it is being called A Rested Development.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can I sleep on a bed with a spring mattress during the summer months?
     

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