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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Today is rather humm drum, so we decided to start a band.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Now you'll be a singy, dancy, tappy pappy.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I really feel drained after all of the clog dancing.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We sinks you have another clog plumbing.
     
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2017
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Mr. Trump is working on the plumbing and his popularity seems to be draining quite nicely.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It was a pipe dream to invent plumbing that would never leak.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Trump can't figure out who keeps piping up and leaking information to the press.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I heard Mr. Trump is going to fire himself, "out of a cannon."
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hope he doesn't "Sink the Trumpmarck"
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Its de-pressing...
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Dock said the boat sank due to pier pressure.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We need leaky pipes to put out all of the fires this guy starts.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Somethings aren't as they ap-pier.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pier pressure is a heavy subject.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I would eat more apples if it wasn't for the pear pressure.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That's just a line... It was accidentally rammed by a quarter of a mile long whopper of a container ship travelling at 22 knots.
     
    Last edited: Jul 19, 2017
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Tutti-frutti, alright Rudy!
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Together, the apple and pear make a pair.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I suppose you could say they have peelings for each other...
     

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