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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The pirate is looking for a new job that pays real money because his last one cost him an arm and a leg.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If the cost of living gets any higher he won't have a leg to stand on.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The pirates thought they could make money by having a sail.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If Rhett and Scarlett had of caught wind of the sail they could have been... "Gone With The Wind"
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pirate's are only interested in booty.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...but on the other hand pirate's seem to be very interested in sunken chest's.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Buried booty and sunken treasure's, its a two-timing dig.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
     
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  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They're talking about doing away with resetting clocks for daylight savings. It's about time.
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    O' man he should go to Iran where there is plenty of rial money.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Ayotollah ya this guy isn't for rial dude.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Ayotollah ya virginity is still a rial commodity in...
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Rially guy's...
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Boink!.........
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Do You Rially Want To Hurt Me.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Just rialized we're having a rial good time here grandpa.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Do you mind singing a song of riality grandpa?
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your version of singing is a choired taste.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Tasting, tasting, tasting. Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi... Oh my this scale is tasteless.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When grandpa sings people clap... their hands over their ears.
     

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