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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What did the quarter say to the penny?

    "You don't make much cents."
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    These money puns are making me centimental
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, they will cointinue...
     
  4. Mavis Pierrot

    Mavis Pierrot New Member

    No they won't. The cointless money puns end here.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was time for a change up.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Need a change of pace... Where can we get a run for our money?
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Running out of money...
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Climate Change or Penny's From Heaven?
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Change up! Nickel and dime approach for Climate Change.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I get dollar signs in my eyes when I think of writing a book of money puns.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The coins in the piggy bank spend time in close quarters.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Everything costs more than a pretty penny at the Five and Dime.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pundle's of money puns, OMG you'll be a pun-dit.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Allow me to offer you pun-gratulations in advance... If you make more than you can spend my door is always o$pun.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We had so much money in the basement that we needed a fundraiser to get it out.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That's one of the only ways to make it these days, go underground.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't invest your dollars in Chinese Yuan. Inflation in China is yuan big problem.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Careful it may be the yuan that got away.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Euro-so smart, Franc-ly, I didn't think you would Peso much attention to the currency around the world.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I've always had a yen for monies.
     

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