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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    There is no rhyme or reason to determine who will be a successful poet.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Being a poet in prison has its prose and cons.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We all got to hang together baby, or we all gonna hang seperately.

    Ben Franklin
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The judge gave me a suspended sentence, "hanging!"
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When the lights went out in the courthouse, they lit candles and we had the trial by fire.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Now the cases have a a dim outlook to them.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The judge didn't even notice when the lights went out because the justice is blind.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You can't win they will never see your point of view.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The apple was concerned it wouldn't get a fair trial if it had a jury of pears.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Upon hearing that the pears disappeared.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Nothing was coming in to fruition.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It was unpearable!
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When eating peaches, you sometimes need to take a pit stop.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Oh, you better stop-pit!
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Let's plan a pit-tea party.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can't we all just get oolong?
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't tea-se me grandpa...
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My girlfriend is always teasing me because I get my directions mixed up.

    So I packed my bags and right left away.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Oolong do you think a Tea Party should last?
     

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