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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Aw, c'mon Doc, just one more for the road!
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Just got time for one more round and a six pack to go!"
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You would never get lost if you were a Road Scholar.
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well there you are, pun for the road.
     
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  5. It wouldn't be the first time putting on my beer goggles led me down a blind alley
     
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  6. Fully tanked and three streets to the wind..
     
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  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Best intersection ever, "Grinn and Barret"
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    To the War List of great tank commanders. "Tank's for the memories."
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The goldfish are well equipped to defend themselves from the cat, after all, they have a fish tank.
     
  10. A note of remembrance and a melody of Hope..
     
  11. Of course the fish were angling for a peaceful sole-ution, but the cat reeled them into the fight.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You gotta be kitten me.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The kittens always find the purrfect place for a catnap.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That was a purr-ty good purr-n.
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It is bad enough when it is raining cats and dogs, but you really have to watch out when it starts to rein-deer.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Usually when it rains it Poes.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    All of this rain seems to cloud your judgement.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well, I'm just a Poe Boy!
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    How about some POE-try?
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The poet became a thief because rhyme doesn't pay.
     

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