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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    There's only one per customer so it must be a real bargain.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Cryonic's is cool way to chill out.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I think I had a cold the day they taught about cryogenics
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Thinking of cryogenic's gives me cold feet
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It isn't fair to use cryogenics when playing freeze tag.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You wanted to play and now you're giving us the cold shoulder.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I won't give you a cold shoulder, we are playing hot potato.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That came on all of a spud-den!
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Hot potato is a good game for the small fries.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Watching kids play "hot potato" is a good game for "speck-tater's"
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I think the potatoes are really robots, I found a potato chip.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I saw a potato chip skinny dipping, you should have seen her eye's roll.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Couch potatoes develop potato hips.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'm hip to dat.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Are you still looking for a good joint that performs hip replacement?
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I can roll with that.
     
    Last edited: May 24, 2017
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'd rather clone myself... Now wouldn't that be just like me.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I suppose a hip replacement is okay for folks that aren't as hip as they used to be.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can you do me a flavor and get the replace mints.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Consider your request under advise mint.
     

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