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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Even with a large nest egg, you couldn't shell out enough cash to get the chicken to lay more eggs.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It ain't ova til the fat chick cackles.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Could it be that its finally ova for Henrietta?
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Henrietta will shell under the table.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They had to scramble to find more eggs for the White House egg roll.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    They didn't have to roll too far... Scrambled brains are dime a dozen at the White House.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Mr. Trump is holding a full house, but ain't play'n with a full deck.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Omelet'n you know its the Egg Heads in the White House that's crack'n up.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Things went downhill when they started the egg roll.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Just peachy, IMPEACHY.
     
  11. The currant political situation doesn't have much appeal. It's raisin my suspicion they're all bananas.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...and we are all nuts about them.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The problem with the peanut butter seems to be spreading.
     
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  14. I hope it's fixed up in a jiffy, since it puts us all in a jam.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    One quickie coming up Doc.
     
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  16. The baker's family didn't have any cake for desert since he spent his day loafing.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A good baker will rise to the occasion.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Let's roll!"
     
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2017
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My friend is such a bad actor, he can't event get a roll at the bakery.
     
  20. Sounds like show biz is a cruller world than he thought
     

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