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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hope he doesn't go off the peep end.
     
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  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't worry be hoppy.
     
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  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Tried to tell them chickens they were planting way too many egg plants.
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't upset the chicken or they will start laying deviled eggs.
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Get a message to the Chicken to tell the Devil he is Easter with us or against us.
     
  6. Why did the chicken cross the road? To demon-strate his point.
     
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  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They advertised Free Range Chicken, but it wasn't free.
     
  8. Hear the one about the thief who got caught stealing chicken drumettes from the store? He was accused of being in possession of hot wings.
     
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  9. krhagan19

    krhagan19 New Member

    A feline predator tried to eat the Easter bunny but was detained by police, you know what they say, Cheetah's never get win.
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    She is probably in that awkward stage between jail bait and cougar.
     
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  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Cougars are very religious because they like two prey.
     
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  12. krhagan19

    krhagan19 New Member

    Amazing how the Pious Cougar and Cheetah is still not as fast as a
    "praying Mantis."
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Most big cats are fast enough to make me Puma pants.
     
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  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We had to start from scratch when we made toys for cats.
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You know you have too many cats when you start to deal with the fur capita.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The kitty's have been put here mainly for our a mews ment.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wasn't chicken feed either.
     
  18. The only chicken feed joke I came up with was corny, so I decided to pullet.
     
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  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The chicken can lay low now that Easter is over.
     
  20. Chickens everywhere consider this eggs-iting news!
     

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