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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Whopper of a flame out.
     
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  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When on the run and I'm handed cheeseburger's, I don't question it, I just edam.
     
  3. Our tour group felt sorry for the starving cannibal, so some of us gave him a hand.
     
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  4. krhagan19

    krhagan19 New Member

    Atleast it didn't cost the canibal an arm or a leg.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Football players need to watch out for canibals when they do a handoff.
     
  6. All the football players raced to grab the goose off the field so they could say they had a chance to touch down.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Making a touch down with a goose can get you goose bumps.
     
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  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I knew it was a wild goose chase when they yelled "goose you're it!"
     
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  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I like to take a gander when parents send their kids on a wild goose chase.
     
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  10. & getting fixed up after bird-related injuries isn't cheep
     
  11. When even the team chef took the field, I knew that goose was cooked!
     
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  12. I hope they stay safe & none of the kids fowl the experience by taking a swan dive
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Birds enjoy playing fowl the leader.
     
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  14. Simply A. Clown

    Simply A. Clown New Member

    I would post but I feel this is a real goose chase
     
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  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I'd like to buy all of the goose puns, but I can't afford the down payment.
     
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  16. Simply A. Clown

    Simply A. Clown New Member

    One person did buy all the puns Robert Down-y JR.
     
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  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Is that why he's so popular with the chick's?
     
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  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The kids will be a basket case if the chicken don't lay enough eggs in time for Easter.
     
  19. krhagan19

    krhagan19 New Member

    The Cadburrey Bunny's goose is cooked if he doesn't meet the quota.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can we quota you on that?
     
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