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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I learned how to dance in San Fran-disco.
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I avoided learning the dance steps because I always take the elevator.
     
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  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    At my age I dance while waiting in line for the bathroom.
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    At your age, you should avoid hip hop, you never know what you might break dancing.
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When line dancing you have to toe the line.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I was kicked out of Chuck E Cheese when I tried to do some ballroom dancing.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese are a dime a dozen.
     
  9. You tell 'em, pizza boy, finally you got a job – you'll be making some dough.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    What's up Doc? How dough you dough?
     
  11. Greetings, Gramps! Just enjoying the pizza and quiet
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We made the worlds smallest pizza and nobody was able to top that.
     
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  13. I never sausage a small pizza in my life!
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Yeah it was kinda cheesy.
     
  15. All this food talk sounds gouda to me!
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I think you need to watch your cheese, it is up to no gouda.
     
  17. I'm trying not to be too harsh, since the cheese has been feeling sad. That's right, it's blue cheese
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The track team stops for cheeseburgers before every race because it is fast food.
     
  19. The running coach forgot how to get to the burger place but hunger jogged his memory.
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2017
  20. krhagan19

    krhagan19 New Member

    The running man deathmatch completion, 1800s hunger games brought to you courtesy of the flame broiled whopper!
     

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