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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Iceberg lettuce is really cool on their icebergers.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Whenever it snows, the Eskimo enjoy snacking on the Frosted Flakes.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Eskimo parka's are down loaded.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They need so many feathers, it looks like down town.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Nothing like getting down in my new mukluk's.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We were planning to make Eskimo Pie but accidentally Baked Alaska.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Eskimo's usually come Bering good tidings.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Make no mistake, when an Eskimo goes swimming they do it on porpoise.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    An Eskimo's dog isn't fat, it is just Husky.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wednesday was hump day so the Eskimo kids went hump back whale riding.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You know what they say, when there's a whale, there's a way.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    All's whale that ends whale.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The whale trainers at Sea World are great Orca-niser's
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    For crying out loud, the last thing we need is more blubber.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You are talking like he's blubbering on porpoise. Someone slipped him a Mickey Fin.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The Eskimos have their own TV station and the most popular program is Whale of Fortune.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    It is almost as popular as the Chinese version, Wheel of Fortune Cookies.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I didn't know you dance, the fortune teller said she saw you in the crystal ball.
     

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